BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Whelan In Priory. 

   Sean Whelan has been admitted into Marchwood Priory Clinic suffering from acute anxiety.  His second own goal in successive games is thought to be the main reason for this.  A Spokesman at the clinic said "Sean is very down at the moment however with expert counselling we believe we can help him deal with this problem before Friday's big game at Eastleigh"

   It is also believed that things got worse for Sean when Michael Barrymore asked the group of patients Anyone for a dip? Sean took a while to see the funny side when he realised Barrymore was referring to the cheese and chive dip from Tesco with a bag of Doritos.

   Phew Thank god for that he said I remember what happened to the last guy......

   More details to follow

  Sean

Dear all,
    It has only happened once before this, but I am afraid that two games in 2 days caught up with me tonight, A terrible defensive error resulted in the ball hitting my foot and rolled into my own goal (you just can't get good defenders these days ).

     My excuse is that I was knackered Ii would like to know what the rest of the teams excuse was.  

    By the way where were you all on friday night ? - (Oh, didn't you get the message, the game was cancelled! - Ed)